June 2011
1 post
WatchGENIUS!
atsween:
Monocle!
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
7 posts
January 2010
8 posts
Edward "40" Hands
Ashley: have you ever done (i'm sure you have) edward 40 hands?
Jack: nope
Jack: i'v eheard of it
Jack: well i'll probably pee in my hands
Jack: i mean pants
Ashley: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jack: typo
Ashley: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Ashley: *CUT AND PASTE TO EMAIL*
Jack: oh god
Family Communication at its best...
My Mom: My eye surgery is done. I am beautiful again!
Me: you had eye surgery???
My love for Gaga fell short
Mike Wu: who's that in your buddy icon?
Ashley Guillaume: lady gaga
Mike Wu: oh
June 2009
1 post
Anyone can replace a battery on their own
Me: so i have a question
Me: if the battery ever kills itself, am i SOL?
Me: since you can't replace it
Jade: you can get it replaced with Apple
Jade: it's not that hard
Me: oh ok
Jade: you could probably do it yourself
Jade: it's just not a slot anymore
Me: lol
Me: that's what she said
January 2009
1 post
2009 Resolutions
Ashley:
i'm gonna write my resolutions this year
Kristine Kills:
oh yeah?
Ashley:
yeah
Kristine Kills:
what are they?
Ashley:
1. Stop living in the past. Girls broke up with me for a reason. No use trying to get them back when it's over.
2. Stop hating work. Learn to better my skills and love what I do. Enhance my creativity to further my skills.
3. Stop being sorry and blaming myself for everything that went wrong in 2008.
4. Hang out with friends more.
5. Learn to manage money so I'm not always stressing and struggling.
December 2008
3 posts
“I am a freelancer. My services are available to anyone at any time. In a former...”
– Chris Hardwick, WIRED Magazine
The Economy
Ashley Guillaume:
i feel bad for the economy
Jade:
I don't
Ashley Guillaume:
it's just so sad
it's like the bitchy prom queen that realized no one really likes her
Jade:
heh
well the economy kind of fucked itself
problem is - it's a flaw in the system itself
and there's not really a way to "fix" it
besides through some divine intervention... or really strict communism
Ashley Guillaume:
we should all just get back to the trading and bartering system
let people run amuck
Jade:
I'll trade you a goat for an iPod...
Ashley Guillaume:
DONE!
lol
Jade:
yessss
Oblivious at it's best
Kat:
I'm playing with M&M's on my desk
Building a bouquet of flowers
Ashley Guillaume:
i'll play with your M&M's
Kat:
I have a yellow and a blue.. now I'm building an orange one
a red flower will be hardest, cause there's like no reds in the bag
Ashley Guillaume:
lol you crack me up
November 2008
8 posts
Geometry of Friendship
Me:
well even so
that must mean we're perfect for being friends
EmLocke:
yes because we're parallel: //
Me:
lol
just like good friends should be
not perpendicular ... we shall never cross like this +
EmLocke:
hahahaha
this is like the geometry of friendship
“I call dibs on blogging about that!!!”
– Alex Henry on seeing the lady in the motorized wheel chair and her speed racer skills
“you just gotta put it down you know, and if it looks strange, push and pull the...”
– Kyle Patrick Smith
What happens when someone first encounters Tumblr
Me:
lol
tumble politely
don't go psycho
Matt:
no RARRR its all mine
Me:
lol
eeep!
The End of Wall Street →
Michael Lewis talks about the end of Wall Streets boom and the Financial drop. Really really good!
I LOVE THE BUNDLE EDITOR!
My friend Mike Gee introduced me to the benefits of the Bundle Editor in TextMate. I’m in love. Hard Core!
October 2008
2 posts
“I will stay in NYC for at least a year, even if it kills me.”
– A promise I just now made to myself after I spent 20 minutes looking at apartments in Orlando.
Another reason for me to
“No on Prop 8”
Apple is publicly opposing Proposition 8 and making a donation of $100,000 to the No on 8 campaign. Apple was among the first California companies to offer equal rights and benefits to our employees’ same-sex partners, and we strongly believe that a person’s fundamental rights — including the right to marry — should not be affected by their sexual orientation. Apple...
September 2008
2 posts
Luminodot →
I want one so bad!
July 2008
1 post
“Alex: OH! You are dirty!!!
Will: Who are you talking to?
Alex: Huh? Oh, the...”
May 2008
4 posts
“You have a fantastic voice! It projects very well!”
– Customer at the Apple Store today
watching Paris Je’Taime and thinking, “damn… I really love France”
January 2008
1 post
October 2007
9 posts
