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Edward "40" Hands

  • Ashley: have you ever done (i'm sure you have) edward 40 hands?
  • Jack: nope
  • Jack: i'v eheard of it
  • Jack: well i'll probably pee in my hands
  • Jack: i mean pants
  • Ashley: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
  • Jack: typo
  • Ashley: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
  • Ashley: *CUT AND PASTE TO EMAIL*
  • Jack: oh god

Family Communication at its best...

  • My Mom: My eye surgery is done. I am beautiful again!
  • Me: you had eye surgery???

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definatalie:

gooseppie:

via @LadyGaga

I heard a rumour about this the other day!

definatalie:

gooseppie:

via @LadyGaga

I heard a rumour about this the other day!

Coconut water. I’m addicted to this stuff.

Coconut water. I’m addicted to this stuff.

The quickly ever famous Adidas Star Wars Collection
(via barbarians)

The quickly ever famous Adidas Star Wars Collection

(via barbarians)

For Matthew. <3

For Matthew. <3

My love for Gaga fell short

  • Mike Wu: who's that in your buddy icon?
  • Ashley Guillaume: lady gaga
  • Mike Wu: oh

Anyone can replace a battery on their own

  • Me: so i have a question
  • Me: if the battery ever kills itself, am i SOL?
  • Me: since you can't replace it
  • Jade: you can get it replaced with Apple
  • Jade: it's not that hard
  • Me: oh ok
  • Jade: you could probably do it yourself
  • Jade: it's just not a slot anymore
  • Me: lol
  • Me: that's what she said

2009 Resolutions

  • Ashley:
  • i'm gonna write my resolutions this year
  • Kristine Kills:
  • oh yeah?
  • Ashley:
  • yeah
  • Kristine Kills:
  • what are they?
  • Ashley:
  • 1. Stop living in the past. Girls broke up with me for a reason. No use trying to get them back when it's over.
  • 2. Stop hating work. Learn to better my skills and love what I do. Enhance my creativity to further my skills.
  • 3. Stop being sorry and blaming myself for everything that went wrong in 2008.
  • 4. Hang out with friends more.
  • 5. Learn to manage money so I'm not always stressing and struggling.