Latest on twitter:
Edward "40" Hands
- Ashley: have you ever done (i'm sure you have) edward 40 hands?
- Jack: nope
- Jack: i'v eheard of it
- Jack: well i'll probably pee in my hands
- Jack: i mean pants
- Ashley: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
- Jack: typo
- Ashley: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
- Ashley: *CUT AND PASTE TO EMAIL*
- Jack: oh god
Family Communication at its best...
- My Mom: My eye surgery is done. I am beautiful again!
- Me: you had eye surgery???
via @LadyGaga
I heard a rumour about this the other day!
The quickly ever famous Adidas Star Wars Collection
(via barbarians)
My love for Gaga fell short
- Mike Wu: who's that in your buddy icon?
- Ashley Guillaume: lady gaga
- Mike Wu: oh
Anyone can replace a battery on their own
- Me: so i have a question
- Me: if the battery ever kills itself, am i SOL?
- Me: since you can't replace it
- Jade: you can get it replaced with Apple
- Jade: it's not that hard
- Me: oh ok
- Jade: you could probably do it yourself
- Jade: it's just not a slot anymore
- Me: lol
- Me: that's what she said
2009 Resolutions
- Ashley:
- i'm gonna write my resolutions this year
- Kristine Kills:
- oh yeah?
- Ashley:
- yeah
- Kristine Kills:
- what are they?
- Ashley:
- 1. Stop living in the past. Girls broke up with me for a reason. No use trying to get them back when it's over.
- 2. Stop hating work. Learn to better my skills and love what I do. Enhance my creativity to further my skills.
- 3. Stop being sorry and blaming myself for everything that went wrong in 2008.
- 4. Hang out with friends more.
- 5. Learn to manage money so I'm not always stressing and struggling.
